“I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?””
— Aziz Ansari
I love making people who already hate me hate me more
yesterday i bought my ticket to the AM gig and today they’ve added MGMT to the festival and i’m so happy i’ve bought a two-day-pass i feel so #BLESSED
I have 2 moods.
1. I’m too high for this shit.
2. I’m not high enough for this shit.
[boy voice] yeah i read a lot of nietzsche and hemingway, i listen to radiohead and radiohead only, pop music makes me sick, i’m all about equal rights between men and women and all but theres scientific evidence that men are better than women
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
“It’s really important to get the first or second take. And not try to [be] perfect, which can ruin the soul of the song, or the original intent. You can beat a horse to death when you’re in the studio. We try to avoid that. When you’re too comfortable, it’s going to feel like that on the record. Like you’re not taking your risks. We never rehearse, we never practice. We make a record, and it’ll be what it’s going to be. We’ve always done that.”
— Dan Auerbach
“We found rhys in a cave painting paisley symbols on the wall with a bowl on his head and thought ‘He would be perfect to play keys’ Then we realised he was just trying to have sex with the keyboard so we gave him the bass”